So after completing his profile he thinks about it and decides, “well, since I’ve written all this, maybe I should just go ahead and register on a Catholic dating website,” so he writes up a profile registering on a site that is more up his alley. He deletes the first profile. So then he gets this email from the Catholic website which includes a short list of his perfect matches. Guess who was number 2 on the list?

Me. Perhaps he should have specified that he’s not interested in dating someone with the same last name. Well, at this point he is beside himself, and thinks, “what the heck, I’ll just check out her profile.” (Maybe she’s a pretty cool woman.)

So later I get an email that says a guy has browsed my profile. He has the same first name as my brother and he’s from the same town that I’m from. He’s 5’11″ with brown hair and hazel eyes and a slender build, and I think this must be my brother. I am right. Fortunately, I don’t quite meet his “must love hockey” criteria.