Just a stargazer

I’ve heard of people who name their cars, their guitars, their plants… ok, I’m one of them (I’ve got Sparrow, Ariel, Roger…)… But I have never heard anyone name their center of gravity… until earlier this week, that is. A center of gravity is not even tangible! How one can name it I do not know. But apparantly a few years ago a guy I know from church named his center of gravity “Katrina.” Now his center of gravity is also a hurricane. How ironic would it be if he had a terrible sense of balance.