Q: How many counselors does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
A: Just one. The lightbulb has to “want” to change.
I can never think of any good clean jokes at the opportune moment when people are telling some. Please share your favorites by posting a comment, and, as a counselor, I will listen and laugh.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two but how they got in there I will never know.
Ha Ha Ha
If teflon is non stick then how do they get it to stick to the pan?
Oh man I’m killing me
How do you keep a rhino from charging?
Take away his credit card
Oh I can’t handle this I gotta stop.
Comment by Klick — October 6, 2005 @ 10:42 am
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Did you hear the three drums and pair of cymbals fall off the cliff?
Bu-dum-bum pshhh. (it’s better out loud)
Comment by Daniel Poth — October 7, 2005 @ 9:11 am